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May 31 @ 6pm
Carissa & Nik's Backyard
MUST WEAR JORTS
Get Ready to Rock Your Jorts Off at the Ultimate Brad's Jorts Jubilee!
Jortapalooza isn't just a festival; it's a JORT-FUL experience! It's that one glorious day of the year where we celebrate the majestic power of denim shorts and the earth-shattering sounds of Brad's Jorts (your soon-to-be-favorite band, if they aren't already!).
This is THE premier event for jorts aficionados, music lovers, backyard game champions, and anyone who believes that life is simply sew much better in cutoff jeans. We're not short on enthusiasm!
Expect a day of pure, unadulterated fun. We're talking legendary music that'll make your denim vibrate, games that'll have you exclaiming 'holy moly, cornhole-y!', delicious drinks, and an atmosphere so electric, it could power a jean-ius's laboratory! It's going to be jortastic!
May 31 @ 6pm
Carissa & Nik's Backyard
MUST WEAR JORTS
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